Romance is dead. Bromance Killed it.
July 18, 2008
The Romantic Comedy is an evolutionary tool to encourage human procreation. It has inspired millions of young men to ignore their utter pathetic-ness in blind belief that an unabashed quest for sex with disinterested girl can end in something besides public humiliation.
Amidst the piles of emotional rubble, through sheer statistical force (and alchohol) many of these hapless young men have succeeded on such quests.
THE EXTINCTION INCIDENT: BROMANTIC COMEDIES
Poisoning the minds of countless 12 years breeders Superbad has removed sex as the main goal of the modern “teen sex comedy”.
Romance is dead. Bromance Killed it.
Expect to be seeing many more youngster trolling around with an awkward male friend as the trend of “ambiguously gay teen duos” continues with Pineapple Express
Lover buns, you are definitely on the front end of the curve with this prediction — all it took is two movies and you are already declaring the demise of a genre? However, I agree with you. We will see plenty more of these bromance flicks in the coming years.
This is a much better attempt at blogging superstardom. Dead babies are a huge selling point. Don’t let me down with your next post — I want my dead babies!
Also, anyone wanna make a market on how long it will take for Dave the wordsmith’s ‘bromance’ to be coined on network television? I am selling 6 months and buying 1 year.
Definitely gonna take the less than 6 months!