Popular Hunting Trick Leads to Sterility

Thanks to BlindDate the old Jacuzzi tactic has been a consistent trick for honey gunnin young men everywhere. It’s a simple combination that even tactless gentleman can remember: Girl + Guy + Bubbles = Poon.

Sorry Matt,

but as much as male society needs a replacement for the “club and drag to cave” sure trick of yestermillenia, the ol’ jacuzzi gag doesn’t meet our evolutionary requirements and should be discouraged.

Why you say? I love that damn Jacuzzi you say? Me too young friend, but……

Prolonged exposure to heat temporarily slows your swim team into a couple million rice krispies. Basically if you dunk your junk for long enough you’ll be shootin blanks for days.

Sad that one of the greatest modern woman snaring inventions is futile in preserving society. There is hope though!

Skinny Dipping… (in room temperature water or colder of course)